Flimsy's Blunder
Jackie thinks she’s so slick,
She can gaslight a room pretty quick.
She smiles and deflects,
Then quietly wrecks—
A master of corporate tricks.
She champions “values and care,”
While tossing folks from their chairs.
“Restructure,” she cheers,
As coworkers disappear—
Gwynn Flimsy just pretends it’s all fair.
- Everyone
Gwynn Flimsy hired Jackie and directs her. Flimsy doubles-down on every blunder, leaving the door wide open. Game on…